Pearl’s Best Moments


for Steven oh look I have wet tongue what appears to be a delicious my I sincerely hope that nothing happens to Steven these are real sword techniques not those silly things from your movie it’s about waiting carefully for the perfect moment to run hood whoa no this is wonderful I’m just having so much fun spending time with you rose forget about Greg let’s go travel the galaxy Earl thank you so much for fixing my van look this seal the leaks in the intake manifold gaskets and recalibrated the timing belt as long as you ease up on second gear your transmission should be fine oh I can’t do it home there it is the shooting star an ancient elemental so hot and so volatile it can only be contained in Ice Bear skin cannot endure its intensity Steven go on you What’s Wrong Steven I think I broke Renaldo’s heart Oh Steven humans just lead short boring insignificant lives so they make up stories to feel like they’re a part of something bigger they want to blame all the world’s problems on some single enemy they can fight instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone’s control it’s sad and funny welcome to Wonderland of fauna conventions humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time I hate fighting me it’s gotta be some way out here we’ll never escape this is our new oh oh you’re overreacting I’m not reacting uh-huh daven oh thank you so much you don’t know how horrified I was when Meg dreck nearly fell into our mouths eating food is so disgusting you chew it into nasty mush swallow that goop then it comes out of you what a completely horrid experience because we are the crystal gems we’re still alive and we’re still the guardians of this planet and all its living creatures this way we could have probably gotten in without hurtling a giant rock in to Rose’s most precious sanctuary but if you’re okay with it I’m fine too pay attention now Steven you see okay turn us around it’s an emergency you help me get rid of all the shirts and stuff but for making more the shirts come to life and possess the bodies of their wearers no they just the people catching on fire when they put on the magic shirts no no they’re just the shirts destroying the wearer’s will to continue on in this mortal coil thereby shutting down Beach City no I beg you a pie I sure nothing happens to it yes me too whoa Steven I got you be careful you almost fell right on that path jeepers it’s funny em um uncle grandpa yes we have decided to wait you know my Moroni chuckles no Peter three ways tub yo am i thirsty oh man I’m working on this awesome new set it’s gonna kill it my next show next show on geez what time is it night time I I’m sorry amethyst I hope you can forgive me you’re the one good thing that came out of this mess I always thought you were proud of that go ahead and try hit me if you’re able can’t you see that my relationship disabled I can see you hate the way we intermingle but I think you’re just my conscious thing

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